Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Uncertain Blindness
Author: theemdash
Rating: R for sex
Word Count: ~800
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Hurried steps into the dorm, desperate sex against a wardrobe, they can have whatever they want.
Notes: Special thanks to momebie for the giving a quick beta.
This is for batmanboxers who left for a movie wanting to return to some Remus porn and for sopdetly because I wanted to write something for her today.
Recced: Editor's Choice at sirius_news

( Uncertain Blindness )

~Comments and feedback are asked for.

I off-handedly mentioned in my journal that I would post any other enhanced content people wanted to provide for this fic. I had no idea someone would actually provide enhanced content! (I may be wiggling in my chair right now.)

momebie would also like to say: Never let it be said that I didn't fucking love that story, okay?

( Half Doomed and Semi-Sweet )

~Return to the story.

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: A Loose Bolt in a Complete Machine (5/5)
Author: theemdash
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Word Count: ~50,000 (in 5 parts)
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Summary: SG-1 returns to Tekhne to extract Gerard, the inventor of the Vinculum (in Jack-speak, "internet in the brain"). But the mission goes south when Daniel is captured. Unable to remember where he is or what mission he was on, Daniel faces mental and physical abuse that threatens to break him. Can SG-1 rescue him before his mind completely cracks? Why is it Daniel they're after? And won't anyone believe that Jack's receiving messages from him?

Continued from Part 4.

( A Loose Bolt in a Complete Machine, Part 5 of 5 )

~Comments and feedback tighten my bolts.
~Return to Part 1.

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: A Loose Bolt in a Complete Machine (4/5)
Author: theemdash
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Word Count: ~50,000 (in 5 parts)
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Summary: SG-1 returns to Tekhne to extract Gerard, the inventor of the Vinculum (in Jack-speak, "internet in the brain"). But the mission goes south when Daniel is captured. Unable to remember where he is or what mission he was on, Daniel faces mental and physical abuse that threatens to break him. Can SG-1 rescue him before his mind completely cracks? Why is it Daniel they're after? And won't anyone believe that Jack's receiving messages from him?

Continued from Part 3.

( A Loose Bolt in a Complete Machine, Part 4 of 5 )

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: A Loose Bolt in a Complete Machine (3/5)
Author: theemdash
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Word Count: ~50,000 (in 5 parts)
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Summary: SG-1 returns to Tekhne to extract Gerard, the inventor of the Vinculum (in Jack-speak, "internet in the brain"). But the mission goes south when Daniel is captured. Unable to remember where he is or what mission he was on, Daniel faces mental and physical abuse that threatens to break him. Can SG-1 rescue him before his mind completely cracks? Why is it Daniel they're after? And won't anyone believe that Jack's receiving messages from him?

Continued from Part 2.

( A Loose Bolt in a Complete Machine, Part 3 of 5 )

~Continued in Part 4.

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: A Loose Bolt in a Complete Machine (2/5)
Author: theemdash
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Word Count: ~50,000 (in 5 parts)
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Summary: SG-1 returns to Tekhne to extract Gerard, the inventor of the Vinculum (in Jack-speak, "internet in the brain"). But the mission goes south when Daniel is captured. Unable to remember where he is or what mission he was on, Daniel faces mental and physical abuse that threatens to break him. Can SG-1 rescue him before his mind completely cracks? Why is it Daniel they're after? And won't anyone believe that Jack's receiving messages from him?

Continued from Part 1.

( A Loose Bolt in a Complete Machine, Part 2 of 5 )

~Continued in Part 3.

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: A Loose Bolt in a Complete Machine (1/5)
Author: theemdash
Artist: theantimodel
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Word Count: ~50,000 (in 5 parts)
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Summary: SG-1 returns to Tekhne to extract Gerard, the inventor of the Vinculum (in Jack-speak, "internet in the brain"). But the mission goes south when Daniel is captured. Unable to remember where he is or what mission he was on, Daniel faces mental and physical abuse that threatens to break him. Can SG-1 rescue him before his mind completely cracks? Why is it Daniel they're after? And won't anyone believe that Jack's receiving messages from him?

It's a story about firefights, Ascension, figuring out your place after a long absence, and of course, being able to IM someone's brain.
Notes: This is a sequel to The Advantages of Mind Reading, but can be read as a stand-alone story.
Special thanks to my alpha and beta readers: princessofg for cheerleading through the outline and drafting process, green_grrl for pushing for more, and momebie for once again not getting upset that I borrowed our OCs for fanfic.
written for stargate_summer

Enhanced Content
Fanart by theantimodel
[Fanmix] Half Doomed and Semi-Sweet by momebie



( A Loose Bolt in a Complete Machine, Part 1 of 5 )

~Continued in Part 2

While I'm actually signed in on this account, I'd just like to let you all know I'm alive. I'm currently signed up for and working on a story for stargate_summer which is why I haven't posted any fic in a short length of forever. (The minimum requirement there is 50K words—that's a lot of fic!)

Once that story is finished, I have a handful of other things to finish off, so there will be new fic here in about two months!

In the meantime, if you'd like to make any requests, be it fandom or pairing, please feel free to leave those requests in the comments. I know I'll be feeling drabblish once I've finished this massive fic.

Originally posted in jd_ficathon on August 8, 2008.

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: First Name Basis
Author: melayneseahawk and theemdash
Rating: NC-17 (graphic m/m sex, threesome, language)
Word Count: 1,432 words
Pairing: Jack/Daniel/Cameron
Prompt: from justhuman for the Jack/Daniel Ficathon V: NC-17; established relationship, threesome action with Cam.
Summary: Cam's starting to realize he really didn't know what he'd gotten himself into.
Notes: This is the most accidental fic I've ever been a part of. It's also a perfect example of what happens when a beta gets too invested in the POV. Also, I swear I know what I'm doing with second person.
written for jd_ficathon


( First Name Basis )

~Comments are best when both authors can see them.

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: The Advantages of Mind Reading (2/2)
Author: theemdash
Rating: R for language and implied sex
Word Count: ~12,800 (in 2 parts)
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Summary: An off-world mission just isn't the same if two members of the team don't wind up with nanites in their heads. . . .

Continued from Part 1.

( The Advantages of Mind Reading: Part 2 of 2 )

~Comments and feedback let me know what's on your mind.

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: The Advantages of Mind Reading (1/2)
Author: theemdash
Rating: R for language and implied sex
Word Count: ~12,800 (in 2 parts)
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Prompt: from doctorv for the Jack/Daniel Ficathon V: cyberpunk, humor, cartoons, pre-Season 9, no fluffy-wuffy
013. Tension (Little Damn Table)
Summary: An off-world mission just isn't the same if two members of the team don't wind up with nanites in their heads. . . .
Notes: Special thanks to janedavitt for the beta and to momebie for guiding me in the ways of cyberpunk and for not getting mad when I borrowed our OCs.
written for jd_ficathon
written for sg_15_fics

( The Advantages of Mind Reading: Part 1 of 2 )

~Continued in Part 2.

Fandom: Bandom — Fall Out Boy
Title: Of All the Bookshelves in All the World, You Were Sitting On Mine
Author: theemdash
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: ~900
Characters: Patrick, Pete
Summary: Pete has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter.
Notes: This is what happens when momebie tells me that Pete Wentz likes Harry Potter and I leap to the conclusion that he should write Wizard Rock songs.
Special thanks to momebie for a quick beta and to sopdetly for not killing me while I IMed her random Wrock lyrics.

( Of All the Bookshelves in All the World, You Were Sitting on Mine )

~Comments and feedback fuel the crack.

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Title: Obviously There's Something On Your Chest
Author: theemdash
Rating: R for implied sex and genderswap
Word Count: ~3,100
Characters: Havoc, Roy/Ed, Havoc/Ed (sort of)
Summary: Ed has something on his chest, and Havoc can't help but notice.
Notes: written for tragicamente as part of Sweet Charity.
Special thanks to my inksheddings for talking me through some ideas, sopdetly for accidentally inspiring me, and momebie for the quick beta. My brain broke a little writing this, so I apologize if this is not exactly what was expected.


( Obviously There's Something On Your Chest )

~Comments and feedback help you get things off your chest.

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: The Long Way Home
Author: theemdash
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~3,900
Pairing: Daniel/Sha're, Jack/Daniel
Prompt: "Forever in a Day" episode tag
072. Fixed (Big Damn Table)
Spoilers: "Forever in a Day," "Past and Present," "Jolinar's Memories," "The Devil You Know"
Summary: Jack hugs him at that, and it's too much for Daniel, too much to hold on and pretend that everything is the same in his life and between them.
Notes: written for randomfreshink as part of Sweet Charity.
written for stargatefic100.
Special thanks to princessofg, melayneseahawk, and janedavitt for helping me beta this and for getting me back on track.


( The Long Way Home )


~Comments and feedback don't make me go it alone.

I decided to sell myself on Sweet Charity. So, if you are interested, I listed my fic services in two auctions. (And you can find me there as theemdash.)

Bidding closes January 26, 2008 at 11:59PM GMT.

1. An SG-1 story of at least 2,000 words. My preference is, of course, Jack/Daniel, but I'm willing to play with any pairing I've previously written, or even with Gen! Any rating (as normal) and limited restrictions on content, but I do prefer writing either angst or humor.
Current bid: $26.97

2. A Saiyuki or FMA story of at least 2,000 words. I'm willing to write any combination of Hakkai/Gojyo/Sanzo (or Tenpou/Kenren/Konzen), Roy/Ed, Roy/Hughes, Roy/Havoc, Havoc/Ed, or Gen. Any rating, and limited restrictions on content with preference for angst or humor.
Current bid: $1.97 (you can have me for cheap!)

Because I really believe in supporting the WGA strike-affected folks, I am pledging to not take any new fic requests or prompts until April 30th. So, if you are interested in seeing me write something specific, or write something for you, this is the only way you'll get me.

If you're bidding on a specific auction, make sure you're on the right one because my name is listed twice since I posted the auctions separately.

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: Foxtrot on P8X-682
Author: theemdash
Rating: PG-13, for suggestive language
Word Count: ~1,450
Pairing: Jack/Daniel, Sam, Teal'c
Prompt: from sidlj, Aliens Made Them Dance
Summary: Alien rain dances, body paint, and grass skirts—who says being on SG-1 is easy?
Notes: This is one of the best prompts I've received in awhile.
Thanks to melayneseahawk for the fastest beta ever.

( Foxtrot on P8X-682 )

~Comments and feedback make me dance.

Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Kissing Practice
Author: theemdash
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~2,410
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, James, Peter
Summary: Wind-swept fjords and pillow-fraternization are nothing compared to actually kissing Sirius. Oh, and James shrieks like a girl.
Notes: There really aren't enough stories about pillow-fraternization.
Many thanks to melayneseahawk for the speedy beta.

( Kissing Practice )

~Comments and feedback are much better than pillow-fraternization.

Fandom: Saiyuki
Title: Something Like Sharing
Author: theemdash
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,810
Pairing: Hakkai/Sanzo
Prompt: from visual_angst, Hakkai/Sanzo, Midnight after a long day in a stark room with a single bed, ashtray, and extra pillow. "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." –Ingrid Bergman
Summary: The solution is simple to Hakkai, but he just needs to get Sanzo into the bed.
Notes: Further proof that when I start a story I'll eventually finish it. visual_angst left me a very detailed prompt in May 2006 and I actually managed to work in everything—that's somewhat of a first for me.
Many thanks to momebie for sitting next to me while I finished and for the beta.
Recced: Now recced by baka_gajin

( Something Like Sharing )

~Comments and feedback actually are sharing.

Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Gravid
Author: theemdash
Rating: R, for sexual suggestions and language
Word Count: ~2120
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Remus wants to be honest; Sirius just wants Remus.
Notes: I've always wondered how things could go from happy Remus/Sirius to each of them suspecting the other of being the spy. This was a possible take on that.
Many thanks to momebie for betaing. I had another beta on this fic in 2006, but I can't remember who did it! Thank you for your beta, whomever you are—your comments were very helpful.

( Gravid )

~Comments and feedback are gravid.

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: Signs of Weakness
Author: theemdash
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~840
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Prompt: from zats_clear Jack/Daniel, "Prisoners," missing/expanded scene, power
085. She (Big Damn Table)
Summary: After returning from Handante, Daniel and Jack talk about signs of weakness.
Notes: To beg forgiveness for embarking into yet another fandom, I offered to write 5 Jack/Daniel fics for my flist. Originally posted here.
written for stargatefic100
Recced: Now recced by princessog

( Signs of Weakness )

~Comments and feedback aren't signs of weakness.